- Whenever you let one slip out, you have no shame, and actually feel damn proud of it.
2) You either date a like-minded guy who’s learned to accept and embrace your ways…
3) …Or any guy dumb enough to hit on you is mincemeat.
4) You feel goddess AF as a strong, independent woman who don’t need no razor.
5) When you put on ANYTHING other than sweatpants, you’re like
6) Anytime you watch a makeup tutorial on Youtube, you’ve never been more confused in your life.
For that matter, instead of shooting some lipstick out of a tube….
7) You dream of shooting some missiles out of a cannon.
8) But hey, different kicks for different chicks, and different scenes for different queens.