1) You wish you could earn a dollar for each time you’ve been your own safety hazard.
2) You say the WRONG thing. About the WRONG person. At the WRONG time.
3) Letting you babysit someone’s child is pretty much a study on stupidity.
4) You’ve learned the hard way not to let your plans go awry, or you’ll make an innocent victim suffer.
5) Scratch that, YOU’RE the victim
6) You’ve mastered the art of “Making a Klutzy Entrance.”
7) Not to mention your hate-loathe relationship with stairs
8) During winter, you’re all like, “Ice, can you not?”
9) Everything goes into one ear and out the other. In less than 2 seconds.
10) But whatevs, you’ve grown to be a #ProudScatterbrain
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